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Artist Spotlight

Local artist shares his work.

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Cross Realm Wrestling

First hand coverage from Violent Valentiones.

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Holi

Festival of Colors.

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Tarot of the Twelve

The stars an ever constant source of comfort, curiosity, and prediction.

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Sam's Entomology

Newest journalist here to bring you her passion, puting a postive spin on 'vilekin'.

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Etheiryan Chocobo Sports League

Racing season sign-ups begin.

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The Mythril Chef shares his creations with you dear readers.

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Valentione's Returns

K'lyhhia Thama covers the holiday of love, and how best to express these emotions.

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Miqo'te Solidarity

Miqo'te from all walks are celebrated in this stage performance.

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What to do this Moon?

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CLASSIFIEDS

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Venue Spotlight

A quaint cafe is explored through an anonymous writer.

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E.S.N

Etheirys Sports Network

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Hydaelyn Allied Nations Directive

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As winter turns into spring, heartier meals are still preferred. Brisket is an excellent choice for this, as the bitter cold snaps come at a dime as Mother Nature tip toes between icy snaps, and thawing blossoms.But something sweet always lingers after the snow thaws...

(This dish is based on a real-life recipe for Corned Beef Brisket, Potatoes, Cabbage, and Carrots. Try them and tell us what you think!)

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Trimmed

Peeled Rough Chopped

Peeled Rough Dice

Cut Into Wedges

2 to 3 lbs

Roughly Torn

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Prepare your protein.

Eight days before serving, combine salt, pink salt, and brown sugar in a small bowl and whisk until homogeneous. Rub evenly over every surface of brisket. Combine peppercorns, mustard, coriander, allspice, cloves, ginger, and bay leaves and sprinkle evenly over both sides of beef, pressing spices gently into the meat until they stick. Seal the beef in a vacuum sealed bag or a zipper-lock bag with all of the air pressed out of it. Place in the coldest part of the refrigerator and let rest for 7 days, flipping once a day.

To Cook in a Sous-Vide Cooker.

The day before serving, remove beef from the bag and rinse off all spices under cold, running water. Pat dry with paper towels. Re-seal in a vacuum bag and cook at 180°F until tender, about 10 hours. Proceed to step 4.

To Cook in a Dutch Oven.

The day before serving, remove beef from the bag and rinse off all spices under cold, running water. Pat dry with paper towels. Preheat oven to 200°F. Place brisket in large Dutch oven, cover with water by several inches, and bring to a simmer over high heat. Remove from heat, cover with lid slightly ajar, place in oven, and cook until completely tender, about 10 hours. Proceed to step 4.

Let it sit.

Once beef is cooked, transfer to an airtight container along with cooking liquid. Let rest in refrigerator at least overnight, and up to 3 days.

The day of.

Transfer cooking liquid to a large saucepan or Dutch oven along with carrots, potatoes, and cabbage. Top up with water until vegetables are submerged. Slice beef thinly against the grain and fan slices out in large skillet. Add 1 cup of liquid from pot to skillet and place skillet on top of pot. Cover skillet. Bring the pot to a boil over high heat, then reduce to a simmer. Cook until vegetables are completely tender and beef is heated through, about 45 minutes.

Serve.

Serve immediately with hot mustard.

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Dessert!

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Guiness Chocolate Cake

Room Temperature

Room Temperature

Irish Buttercream

Room Temperature

Sifted

Such as Bailey's

Chocolate Drip

Finely Chopped

Optional

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Guiness Chocolate Cake

Preheat the oven to 350°F. Generously grease two 8-inch wide x 3-inch deep cake pans and line with parchment paper rounds.

In a large mixing bowl, whisk together the flour, sugar, cocoa, baking soda, baking powder, and salt.

In a medium bowl, whisk together the sour cream, vegetable oil, eggs, vanilla, and beer.

Add the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and stir with a spatula until just combined, being careful not to overmix.

Divide the batter between the prepared pans and bake for 35 to 40 minutes, or until a cake tester comes out clean. Cool the cakes in their pans for 30 minutes before carefully turning them out onto a cooling rack or wire rack to cool completely. If possible, freeze the cakes while you prepare the buttercream.

Irish Buttercream

In a large bowl, use an electric mixer or hand mixer to beat the butter until light and fluffy. Gradually add the sifted powdered sugar, then the Irish cream. Beat the mixture on high speed until very light, fluffy, and smooth, about 3 minutes. If the frosting is too thick, add a splash more Irish cream. If it’s too thin, add more powdered sugar.

Place one cake layer on a cake stand or serving plate. Frost the top of the cake generously, as this will become the filling. Use even more if you're decorating as a 'naked' cake as shown in the photos. Top with the other cake layer, flat side up.

With an offset spatula, spread a very thin layer of frosting all over the cake. This layer is a crumb coat and should act like spackle. For the smoothest frosting, return the cake to the fridge or freezer until firm to the touch.

Spread the remaining frosting all over the cake. If desired, focus the frosting on the top to maintain the 'naked' look. Refrigerate while you prepare chocolate drip.

Chocolate Drip

Place the chopped chocolate in a heatproof bowl. In a small pan, bring the heavy cream to a simmer then immediately remove from heat and pour over chocolate. You can also do this in the microwave. Cover for a few minutes then stir until smooth.

Allow to cool until it has thickened but is still pourable, about 10 minutes. Don’t place ganache in the fridge to cool. Test the consistency of the drip by pouring down the side of a glass. If it’s too thick, microwave for 5 to 10 seconds. If it’s too thin, continue to cool.

ACarefully pour some of the ganache over the top of the chilled cake. Use an offset spatula to quickly smooth the ganache over the top of the cake before it sets, spreading evenly just to the cake’s edge. Use a squeeze bottle to gently squeeze one drip at a time down the sides of the cake.

Before the ganache fully sets, add sprinkles, chocolate curls, or any other decor you like. It won’t adhere properly if you allow the ganache to firm up before adding.

Virgo

Your significant other may have some unique ideas for you on the 4^th. Don’t believe everything that you hear on the 8^th. Changes work in your favor on the 10^th.

Scorpio

Deep memories can come up to help you solve a personal problem on the 10^th. Look for some positive changes on the job on the 21^st. You have no problem drawing peoples’ attention on the 27^th & 28^th.

Gemini

A dream on the 6^th could bring some insights about improving your career. Creativity is yours on the 8^th. Your friends are especially receptive to your ideas on the 10^th.

Sagittarius

Look for improvements in your work environment on the 1^st. You know just what to say and just how to say it on the 2^nd & 3^rd. You have some good ideas about fixing up your home on the 24^th.

Aries

Impulsive activity could cost you on the 9^th. Folks will like what you have to say on the 11^th & 12^th. Dream activity will be strong all month, but it will go into hyperdrive after the 22^nd.

Aquarius

Impulsive behavior could get you into trouble on the 3^rd. Doing something different would be good for you on the 9^th. An intuition about how to make more money is yours on the 28^th.

Pisces

People are eager to hear what you have to say on the 8^th & 9^th. Don’t buy it on the installment plan on the 17^th. Travel beckons on the 29^th.

Libra

Don’t let authority figures get you down at work on the 21^st. Things are looking up for you materially on the 24^th. Intuition is yours on the 28^th.

Cancer

Travel beckons and could be quite fun on the 10^th. Past actions may bring current dividends, especially with your friends on the 10^th. You sparkle and shine on the 17^th & 18^th.

Leo

You are in the mood to see things expansively on the 1^st. Your intuition is working overtime on the 9^th. A positive change could come to your career on the 21^st.

Taurus

Being impatient could negatively affect your job on the 10^th. You are particularly lucky and popular with your friends on the 24^th. You are attuned to some unique intuitions on the 28^th.

Capricorn

You sparkle and shine on the 5^th & 6^th. Communications flow particularly strong for you on the 13^th. Don’t believe everything that others tell you on the 21^st.

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This moon Eorzean Inquirer is trying something new!We are proud to introduce to you a lovely member of the community, he is an absolutely fantastic artist who's done amazing work for many folks around. And we'd love for you to check out his work!

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Valentione's has always had a special place in my heart, my family was always so excited to celebrate! This time of turn is about all love, romantic, familial, and platonic.The Nivhaine's never faltered on the chance to show their dedication to each other, and tried to outdo the others affection every time.This year we see the 'de Valentione' house of Ishgard return to Gridania to share in their families pride, and passion, and the sweetest gesture possible! Emilie was kind enough to guide my hands even so that I could join in on the festivities.

But heartbreak lingered in the corner, as the former headrunner Lisette de Valentione had seen her sweetheart Hortefense with another woman! I can only imagine her heartache.But with the help of her dear sibling Astrid, and emissary Emilie, they tracked down Hortefense; only to discover her dearest had been helping another longing soul with her own love woes.With hearts mended, and love repaired, the trio spread their loving gesture around touching the hearts of all present.

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K'lyhhia Thama

Rose Dragon Café

Recently I had the pleasure of venturing to the Rose Dragon Café, nestled deep into the heart of the Empyreum housing ward of Ishgard. A homey and welcoming warmth in contrast to the bitter cold of Coerthas.Upon entering I was greeted by the friendly faces of the owner Altan'gan Tro'v, and my server for the brunch service Cora Sylveen; the later which promptly brought clear water, and freshly baked bread to my table. The soft dough warming me thoroughly.Patient with waiting for my order as I myself waited for a friend to join me. I was able to watch as the staff interacted amongst themselves, with other fresh faces, and regulars to the cafe.The interactions reminded me of a loving family, supporting one another, while maintaining a fun teasing demeanor with each other. I could not imagine a world in which a customer like myself did not feel as if they were amongst their own loved ones.

Upon the arrival of my companion, Sylveen returned once more to explain the menu, with another order of the fresh bread in which I had a hard time not gorging myself on. Bread has always been a tricky thing for me to bake, and I envy the skills staff had in it's fluffy texture.Ready to order, who can deny the perfect beverage with brunch but a bottomless mimosa. Champagne from Coerthas is always top tier, on top of what tasted to be fresh pressed juice. A treat in these northern climates.

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For myself, I immediately focused in on the lemon waffles, a long standing weakness to citrus. With my companion having a classic farmers breakfast; both in which were prepared by their `5-star rated, Bismarck Trained, Namazu Chef NomNom`.Topped with lemon curd, infused with zest, perfectly fluffy, and moist. This is a recipe worth keeping under lock and key. The tart sourness of the lemon balanced perfectly with the hidden sweetness beneath.The sunny side eggs my companion ordered, the perfect consistency for dipping toast; a warm runny yolk, with the whites cooked perfectly through. Not to mention the thick slices of bacon.I could continue on describing the pleasant staff, the delectable dishes, or the quaint, and comfortable decor provided by the cafe. But I fear it would not give it due justice. Given the chance I cannot give higher regards to this lovely place, and am excited to return at my earliest availability.

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Hydaelyn Allied Nations Directive is a global intergovernmental organization dedicated to the promotion of peace and mutual prosperity. H.A.N.D. facilitates meetings and fosters interrelations between the various regions and communities of our beloved star.

H.A.N.D. representatives and diplomats meet to discuss current events, to strengthen ties, and to advocate for national interests. The organization serves as a network for peoples of all cultures and interests and as a hub for collaborative events around the star.

The best way to learn is to take a hands-on approach! Discussions, event-planning, and information can be found at the link below.

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The Etheirys Sports Network is your home for all things sports around our star! Coming at you live with the latest and greatest.

ESN hosts sports ranging from the next Blitzball games with the EBL, the realm of professional wrestling from CRW. All things chocobo whether its jousting or racing with ECSL, and the wild world of elemental dodgeball from MS.

Condensed into one neat and tidy package the news form all sports can be found on the ESN centralized network. Including information on the lastest gacha crazy!

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Miqo'te Solidarity Show

The Solidarity Show returns this year with a new twist !A night about and for all the wild cats out there ! Whether you stand beneath the Sun or run beneath the Moon, we want –YOU- to come and howl, growl, and wail with all your brethren. Invite your friends, it’s never too late to want to be a cat !Join us ! All are welcomed to the catte revelries as either entertainers or spectators.

Catnip not included. Rated Mature !

Goblin,
The Goblet, Ward 5, Plot 13

March 17^th 5PST/8EST pm

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Bonjou, sha! Today, let's spread our wings and delve into the world of the magnificent Kongamato, a creature as mysterious as it is essential to Gyr Abania’s vibrant ecosystem!Originating from the tranquil waters of the Abalathian foothills where females lay their eggs, the Kongamato begins its life’s journey as an unassuming brown larva (also known as a nymph), thriving underwater and feasting on a diet rich in small fish and frogs. Breathing through gills, they possess a jet-propulsion ability that lets them navigate their aquatic world, where they will in fact spend the majority of their life. This early aquatic stage is crucial, as the larva accumulates the necessary energy for its miraculous metamorphosis, growing to a length of around six fulms.

The pupal stage of the Kongamato is a brief, but pivotal moment in its lifecycle. During this time, hidden beneath the water's surface amidst vegetation, the creature’s larval exoskeleton becomes a hardened cocoon; inside, a profound change occurs. The organism restructures itself, breaking down and reforming in the culmination of a process known as holometabolism. Then comes the emergence of an adult Kongamoto in its ternal (“tender”) stage. At this point, the Kongamato’s body is soft and not fully colored, and its wings are crumpled. Over the next few hours, it will pump hemolymph (insect blood) into its wings to expand them, and its body will harden and develop its adult coloration.

Gazing upon a fully developed adult Kongamato, one cannot help but be entranced by its dual sets of wings, reminiscent of a dragonfly's gossamer veils. These wings beat in a harmonic resonance of about 30 to 40 times per second, and are powerful enough to bear a rider into flight—hence why they have been traditionally domesticated by the Gnath to serve as mounts. Kongamato are capable of hovering in place for hours while expending minimal energy, and are among the most agile of flyers—able to maneuver in any direction without turning their bodies. This capability is enhanced by their large, ruby-colored ommatidia (compound eyes), granting them an almost 360-degree field of vision.

Kongamato exoskeletons can flaunt a dazzling array of colors, from the deepest blues to the most radiant ambers. This chromatic versatility is not only a feast for the eyes but also a testament to their adaptability and the roles they play within the ecosystem: species of different colors utilize different strategies for camouflage, thermoregulation, and mate attraction. In this way, Kongamato can be said to possess a variety of different cultures with distinctive behaviors!Those who have the privilege of encountering a domesticated Kongamato will note the specialized gear they don, including a distinctive face covering. This is no mere adornment; much like the blinders on a horse, it serves to keep the Kongamato focused on its path, undistracted by the myriad stimuli of the skies. It’s a tool that enhances the bond between rider and mount, allowing for a unity of movement and purpose.

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In a delightful collaboration, the peaceful Vath—our friends and allies—have found a special symbiotic relationship with the Kongamato. With their impressive aerial abilities, domesticated adults are often used to deploy fumigation measures that deter dragonkin and other threats, serving as nonviolent protectors!Raising such a creature is a journey filled with discovery and awe. Inspired by methods gleaned from both the Gnath and Vath, I delved into the intricacies of entomoculture, applying principles of insect biology to nurture a larva rescued from a habitat suffering from water-contamination—the result of unregulated mining operations which, unfortunately, are wreaking havoc on the local ecosystem. I dubbed my little nymph Migi, in honor of the city of Ala Mhigo.

Raising Migi involved a meticulous regime of diet, habitat management, and understanding the subtle cues of her developmental stages. The process is akin to the art of sericulture, yet vastly more complex due to the Kongamato's unique lifecycle. Monitoring the larval growth rate, ensuring the aquatic environment is rich in the necessary nutrients, and then facilitating the pupal stage in a safe, controlled environment—in this case, a specialized aquarium—are just the beginnings. The emergence phase requires a delicate balance of humidity and temperature, mimicking the natural conditions of the Abalathian foothills to perfection.

I’ve certainly come to appreciate the complexity of their lifecycle and the unique characteristics that make them so special. The process, intricate and demanding, is a labor of love that intertwines the art of entomology with the craft of animal husbandry. From the larval stage in the depths of water bodies to the majestic flight post-metamorphosis, every step is a marvel of the natural world.So, let us cast aside the misnomer of 'vilekin' and instead celebrate these kaleidoscopic and magnificent friends! Let us see them as emblems of transformation, of the seamless fusion between land, water, and air. They remind us that in every creature, there lies a beauty and purpose worthy of our admiration and respect.Until next time, may your hearts be light, and your spirits as buoyant as the Kongamato upon the breeze, sha!

About the Author

Sam Sain'jeuxioux, aka "Bug Girl," is a biologist specializing in entomology. Residing in Ala Mhigo, she contributes her expertise to the region’s repopulation efforts and shares her passion through the Eorzean Inquirer. Her column is a window into the world of the misunderstood marvels known as “vilekin,” inviting all to look beyond the myths and discover the truth within the chitin.

Broken Hearts

The wrestlers from Cross Realm Wrestling return for a special Valentiones event hosted by the Haus of Gogue on their home turf, in the return of Violent Valentiones.The night is stacked, and a special dunk tank match is set to end the night. Starting the night we have Toki Tornada searching for her Valentione, asking the direwolf Andseka for this honor. However the night becomes too much for the Haus as things test the rating in the pre-fight, and the match is cancelled.Following this we get to see a thrilling match between Kuro Usagi, and Bookwyrm. The later who's servitude to the house is clearly affecting her, an unexpected savagery coming from her, resulting in a disqualification.Holder of the Crystal Facet Championship title Rey del Mar issues a challenge to any willing to test him for his title, and with the open space in the evening, it is allowed. With Kari Karnage who's been putting in work behind the scenes answers the sea kings call. His title retained, but not without the big man being put on edge by this spitfire.

My partner in sports reporting Chi Katsuno covers for me as I'm sick in bed, getting some words in with our quietest wrestler Shadow Elf, interference from her past surfaces, as we are all left with more questions than answers.Closing out the night our main event, the dunk tank, in this 2v2 match we see the unexpected pairing Riot Raze, and Punchline; take on Gearshift, and Penny Pummel from the Haus. Clowning antics aside, it's a fumble from Penny that costs them the match, and her place among the Haus, knocking her own partner into the tank. In a heart breaking closure, she is left without the Haus, or her dear Jackie.We were at the Inquirer wish to give our deepest regards to the loss of this incredible doll.

To be Announced...

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With the Blitzball season on the horizon it's time to get hype! This season the teams will be competing for the illustrious Skybound cup!Will the Ishgard Sky Strikers hold onto their Championship title? Or will one of the newest teams introduced climb through the ranks to victory.

Aldenard Blitzball Conference

~ The Ishgard Sky Strikers
~ The Ul'dah High Rollers
~ The Limsa Lominsa Barracuda
~ The Gridania Greenswrath
~ The Ala Mhigo Liberators
~ The Sharlayan Archon Aces

Eastern Blitzball Conference

~ The Azim Steppe Naadominators
~ The Doma Nine-Tails
~ The Radz-At-Han Radiance
~ The Garlemald Ceruleum Knights
~ The Kugane Daigoros
~ The Valnain Red Comets

EBL Season 2

March 9^th, 7pm EST

Balmung, Emypreum, Ward 1

March 16^th, 7pm EST

Balmung, @ Ala Mihgo Sphere

March 24^th, 7pm EST

Balmung, @ Garlemald Sphere

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EBL Season 2

March 10^th, 7pm EST

Balmung, Costa del Sol

March 23^rd, 7pm EST

Balmung, Shirogane, Ward 1

April 6^th, 7pm EST

Balmung, @ Gridania Sphere

Race season begins soon!The Etheiryan Chocobo Sports League is proud to announce their first race season is starting.Sign-ups are now open.Do you think you have what it takes to show that you and your highly trained chocobo have what it takes to overtake the competition in this high octane race to the finish line.Special chocobo feed blends, specific training regimes, the gusto and tail feathers to take home victory.Welcoming racers from all warks of life, the ECSL is waiting.

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Holi! Hai!

The Festival of Colors is coming! Holi is a vivid and joyous festival when we celebrate the end of winter and the beginning of spring! Song, dance, food, and gulal are in abundance as the streets (and people) are covered in the colors of spring!And hippo racing! We have teamed up with ECSL to bring you a splendid race track in Thavnair!With vendors from around the star, performers with the voices as bright as the rainbows, and the Thavnarian tradition of not Chocobo, but Hippo Racing!

Mateus, Yedlihmad

March 22^nd, 7 - 11 EST pm

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Performance Venue

March 17^th, 8pm EST

Goblin, The Goblet, Ward 5, Plot 13

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Cafe

March 12^th, 8pm EST

Balmung, The Goblet, Ward 21, Plot 3

Casino and Bar

March 8^th, 10pm EST

March 22^nd, 10pm EST

Mateus, The Goblet, Ward 16, Plot 5

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Theater

March 30^th, 8pm EST

Mateus, The Lav Beds, Ward 10, Plot 3

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Hibachi Inspired Teahouse

March 17^th, 8pm EST

Mateus, The Goblet, Ward 16, Plot3

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Massive Ham's Massive Hams! Carnivorous catering for events of all kinds!

Voidsent Might Weep:
Voidhunters extraordinaire! Don't gamble on your safety; hire us and hit the Jackpot!

Chocobo chicks to a good home, variety of colors, and temperaments.

Study the blade with Grandmaster Wee'a Bu! Classes held in Teaux-Tully Reel Dojo in Foundation. First two classes free!

Local Blitzball Team seeking experienced Midfielder. Auditions held in northern Costa Del Sol. MUST HAVE YOUR OWN GEAR!

Men Wanted for hazardous journey, small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant danger, safe return doubtful, honor and recognition unlikely. Apply at Sharlayan Senate for more information.

Missing Persons : Wawalago wanted for dereliction of duties.

For Sale : Regalia type-G, one previous owner, low miles, no lowballs. I know what I have.

Seeking DRG for raid static.

Classic Thaumaturgy: The Assembling cards for sale. Speak with the Plain Walker on the Sapphire Avenue Exchange.

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